My Photos (W/E 5-2-09) & Sunday Smile

"Just because I'm cuddly doesn't mean you should squeeze me."

"Dreaming of Cheetos"

To play along or to view more great photos, visit Lotus at Sarcastic Mom!

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My husband forwarded this video to me yesterday. It made me smile and I hope it will make you smile too.

Stand By Me Sang Around The World Musicians and singers from all around the world sing the song Stand By Me and they are all mixed together. Very nice!

To share a smile, stop by All About Kimberly for Sunday Smile!

My Photos (W/E 2-28-09) and a Sunday Smile!

"Choose Your Weapon"

"Mine! Mine!! MINE!!!"

"You Lookin' at ME?"

"Work of Art in the Making"

"Too Many Choices"

"Resemblance"

"I Simply Must Take This Call"

To play along or to view more great photos, visit Lotus at Sarcastic Mom!

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I didn't have anything really funny to share this week, but I hope these cheeks and this genuinely sunny smile will inspire you to smile as well.

To share a smile, stop by All About Kimberly for Sunday Smile!

Sunday Smile: ATM Humor

I almost had nothing to post for Sunday Smile this week again, but then I received this email from a friend of mine. Thanks for the save Christine!

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and Withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8.. Insert card.

9 Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

If you'd like to play along, stop by Kimberly's blog. Thanks for stopping in to view mine!

My Photos (W/E 1-31-09) and a Sunday Smile!

Everybody, I just wanted to let you know that I will be hosting a new meme mainly for mom blogs called "Small Talk Six" starting next Saturday on MomDot.com . I will have a button up on my sidebar soon. I hope some of you will consider joining in!

"The Bright Side"

"Two Little Monkeys"

"Um . . . I'm Trying To Read Here!"

"Hey! Lookie!!"

"Damsel In Distress"

"Hurry Up! They Can't Start The Movie Without Me!!"

"Jump For Joy"

"Twins!"

To play along or to see more winning photos, visit Lotus at Sarcastic Mom!

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"Undoubtedly Brothers"

Stop by All About Kimberly to smile some more! Thank you for taking the time stop in to view my photos today.

My Photos (W/E 1-24-09) and a Sunday Smile!

"Sticky!"

"Too Much Tape!"

"Now For My Solo"


"A Little Help With the Candles From Big Bro"

"The Birthday Girl & Boy"

"Finger Lickin' Good"

"But A Fork Would Just Slow Me Down"

To see more great photos, visit our Weekly Winners hostess Lotus of Sarcastic Mom!

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"Study Buddies"

Thanks for stopping by to view my photos this week. If you'd like to smile some more, stop by All About Kimberly.

My Photos (W/E 1-10-09) and a Sunday Smile!

"Officially Turned Big Boy"


"Frosting Can Be Yummy and Fun!"

"Important Plans"

"Jackpot!"

"Just What I Wanted"

"Seeing the Light"

"Bright Young Artist"

"Where's the Fire?"

Go visit Sarcastic Mom to play along or to see more great photos!

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Seeing this father/son moment and watching these two make each other giggle certainly made me smile. I hope it puts a little smile on your face as well.

Visit All About Kimberly to play along or to share a smile of your own. Thanks for visiting my blog today!